Anonymous said: This one time I was thawing out a mouse, and it formed this water bubble in it's stomach. At this point I was already debating whether or not to feed it to my ball or not, but before I could even decide, the water bubble popped in my hands and I got mouse innards all over my hand.

fuckyeahballpythons:

Smear the blood and guts across your face and declare yourself a warlord. Pillage your local 711. Drink slurpee from a human skull.